SOUTH WALTON (THE 30A TRIBUNE) — We have long maintained that a beach house should serve as a retreat from the pressures of modern living. Yet who provides sanctuary for the beach house itself? Surely the property also deserves a peaceful place to unwind after weeks of hosting expensive luggage.
We envision modest secondary residences where primary beach houses might rest between holiday weekends. These supporting properties would require their own outdoor kitchens and perhaps a third property for their seasonal furnishings.
Critics may call our proposal excessive. We call it a reasonable first step toward ensuring every coastal residence receives the restorative lifestyle it was promised.
There is, of course, no real resident, household or committee behind this report. The 30A Tribune publishes imaginary events and fictional characters for satirical entertainment.
