Everything in our news stories is made up.
This publication is a work of comedy and fiction. Stories do not report real incidents. Names, quotations, people, businesses and organizations in fictional reporting are invented. Similarities to real persons or businesses are unintentional. Local place names may describe a general setting.
Photographs depicting fictional stories are artistic and may be AI-generated; they are not documentary evidence of an event.
Our advertising policy
Paid advertisers and house promotions are clearly marked as advertisements and do not influence what our fictional news stories claim. We do not create defamatory fictional events about advertisers or other real businesses.
Corrections
We will correct mistaken identifications of real individuals or businesses brought to our attention.