SOUTH WALTON (THE 30A TRIBUNE) — A private group of imaginary coastal socialites announced a new weekly recovery day following what members called an exhausting series of leisurely weekend brunches. The initiative includes strict recommendations against attending more than two sunset cocktails on consecutive evenings.
A draft wellness plan suggests replacing Monday meetings with quiet reflection in a shaded cabana. Members would still be permitted to post photographs of their restorative activities, provided the captions emphasize exhaustion.
The group hopes the new day will improve productivity in the weeks leading up to its annual planning retreat, which consists entirely of choosing a location for the next retreat.
There is, of course, no real resident, household or committee behind this report. The 30A Tribune publishes imaginary events and fictional characters for satirical entertainment.
