SOUTH WALTON (THE 30A TRIBUNE) — A made-up property committee is considering a second driveway for deliveries deemed insufficiently premium for the main gate. Supporters argue that the change would keep everyday packages from distracting visitors approaching the home.
Opponents have questioned whether the additional driveway should have its own landscaping consultant. An informal poll conducted at a fictional brunch returned strong support for building three driveways instead.
No construction timeline has been set. The committee first plans to retain a consultant to study the branding implications of a driveway opening ceremony.
There is, of course, no real resident, household or committee behind this report. The 30A Tribune publishes imaginary events and fictional characters for satirical entertainment.
