SOUTH WALTON (THE 30A TRIBUNE) — The owners of an entirely imaginary estate have approved plans for a dedicated floral-delivery entrance. The new doorway will prevent flower arrangements from traveling through the ordinary foyer, where they could encounter less photogenic parcels.
Designers recommend a brass plaque and a miniature chandelier to establish the proper experience for visiting bouquets. The family is reportedly considering whether the flowers should receive a brief orientation before entering the home.
The project remains in the conceptual stage while architects determine whether the floral doorway requires its own driveway.
There is, of course, no real resident, household or committee behind this report. The 30A Tribune publishes imaginary events and fictional characters for satirical entertainment.
